Huah~~ I have been at my dad's place for a month now and as some of you might know, I have this little sister (age 5). Most of the time she's freaking annoying and retarded etc.. but she sure has her moments xD

few of the things that she has said on the past month:

"Sara starts with monkey, 'cause Sara is a monkey."
"Daddy, fuck you!"
"I can't be monkey, 'cause if I was I would live in Thailand."
"Idiot means fuck."
"I'm not able to read 'cause I don't have glasses." <- ((personally love this one : D))
"I can't eat this food 'cause it's boring."
"Today my best friend is *insert name here* and tomorrow my best friend shall be *insert another name here*."
"Gah! I'm not your best friend!"
"Dad! I want to go to Pisulahti (she meant to say Visulahti. Pisulahti is like Peegulf)!"

And this one time, when we were on the markets with my dad and sisters, we kind of left her behind and then after several minutes went to look for her, the first sentece she let out of her little mouth was:
"You're so stupid for leaving a child alone!"

YEAH! She's five and she says things like that! A Monster! But still she's my monster :3 Really annoying anyways...